The Imaginary Negative Infinity Box

The Imaginary Negative Infinity Box is the nonexistent, all-encompassing, physical un-object that powers the Great Mansion. As the name states, the Imaginary Negative Infinity Box gives off an infinite amount of negative energy, and has the capacity to swallow any bit of matter or energy in its gaping non-maw. The Imaginary Negative Infinity Box has been known to be worshiped by one strange math student, but such a record is incomplete. The Imaginary Negative Infinity Box is not known to be sentient or not. It is guarded over by Overlord Zxytaxxyuszx (pronounced zi-tax-ious) and his daughter, Princess Zxytaxxyuszx III, or Xitaxias for short.

Energy Equation
Scientists have often debated over the way in which the Imaginary Negative Infinity Box powers the Great Mansion. Some have turned to a relativistic wave equation proposed by Dirac. Most of those that study the Imaginary Negative Infinity Box quickly get confused with this equation, however, and turn to a much simpler and more reasonable equation to explain it all.

( DEREK ) = &infin; = ( DEREK ), therefore the energy is always equal to Derek, as Derek is equal to everything (because he is everything).

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