Charlie, The Thirty (Forty) Year Old British Man Sitting By A Fire Smoking A Pipe

Charlie, The Thirty (Forty) Year Old British Man Sitting By A Fire Smoking A Pipe (Charlie, The British Man for short (or Charlie, for shorter)) is the Ultimate Supreme Executive Chairman Diety of the pantheon of the Great Mansion of Mazendaria. He resides in the Great Mansion with the majority of the other powerful deities. He rarely gets up from his chair by the fire, and is often heard exclaiming loudly, "BLOODY SHUT UP!" While he is top power of the mansion, the other high dieties usually try to exclude him from decisions, only submitting to Him when He declares one of His decrees. He is married to Grape Jelly, and the two of them are blessed with a lovely child, the British Anarchist.

Charlie's Esteemed Rule
(History and ideals of Charlie go here.)

Charlie's Decrees
Throughout time, Charlie has decided, on multiple occasions, to decree a universal decision or truth from his glorious throne by the fire. Through his teeth clenched around his pipe, he utters words that change the face of Mazendaria, nay, the face of the whole Multiverse, forever. Those decrees can be read below.

Charlie's First Decree
If there be'st any dispute betwix two things, the one that doth sound more British shall be'st the far superior.

Charlie's Second Decree
If there be'st any hipster who be'st sufficiently epic such as to desire a title of a better nature, he or she shall be known as a non-comformist, as it doth sound more British.


 * Note: Though not stated, it is also acceptable for sufficiently epic hipsters to claim the title of bourgeoisie.

Charlie's Third Decree
If one does so desire ever to ever, ever sweater whilst in the company of a nuclear triggerman, or a decendent of one such being, that party must thereby forebear the use of the tongue of the Jews (Jewish ).

Physical Description
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